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Chumpslut

An Individual who engages in suboptimal activity especially socially and physically. In addition to this behavior they hold a low standard of excellence for their body and mind and settle for chump-hood.
dude, my friend stopped lifting, started sleeping during school, and became antisocial, isn't that so chumply
ngl dude, that sounds more like a chumpslut to me
yeah probably we've all been there tho
k sick
by anonymous November 12, 2022
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Cumps

Short for "cumprimentos", a portuguese word meaning "cheers, regards". Usually used in messaging or forums to show gratitude but usage may vary. It can be used for showing you are done talking and will not say any further, while not being too rude and abrupt. It may also be used to bait and anger other people.
A: What's the square root of 25?
B: It's 5.
A: I see, cumps.

1: That german dictator is a monster! He is the culmination of all human scum!
2: Actually, he did nothing wrong. Cumps.

A: Gosh, you are SO annoying! Stop talking to me!
B: I know, right? You too! Cumps.
A: YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, OH MY GOD!
by Huaehm November 25, 2022
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Clumsy

(clumsy) "Don't pull a Sofia, we don't need someone else getting hurt"
by Your Mom_____ December 12, 2022
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crumpshnuff

What you call someone as a replacement of any curse word
You’re being such a crumpshnuff
by Yaaboiphoenix January 31, 2023
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Crumps

When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma
Person: Yo its Hoang he's got crumps
DJ Domalaon: Yeah man he's got crumps fr
by greenlipasepyramid February 22, 2023
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Clamps

Someone who plays championship defense their entire life. This person usually picks a friend and becomes obsessed with them.
This kid won’t leave me alone he’s actually Clamps.
by sagem0hanty February 27, 2023
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Chumpsby Jacquen

Chumpsby Jacquen, pronounced: Chumps be jockin'.

A coverall name and stereotype for the opposite of an internet troll, Karen or Ken.

Chumpsby Jacquen embraces and rewards fly by night, flighty trends via ARGUMENTUM AD POPULUM and relentlessly jocks hypersensationalized and hypersexualized mediocrity. A non confrontational SJW with the hopes of getting jockedm or some other form of reward or social pass, in return.
That broad has no skills, or anything of value or interest, other than a (used) warm slimy hole, yet Chumpsby Jacquen.

It is well known that cops are collectively corrupt, despite theoretical "good" only found in the ideology, but Chumpsby Jacquen, and lickin' the boot.
by Kirkury March 21, 2023
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