touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 9, 2020

cum clothes

a term used to describe the clothes worn while masturbating, only to be thrown into the laundry once you have showered.

i had to start the laundry machine a soon as i busted. didn’t want anyone to see my cum clothes!

by pseudomonk October 25, 2020

hard clothes

Jeans, tailored jackets, bras, or any clothing that is not soft and comfortable. The opposite of sweatpants.

I have not worn any hard clothes during quarantine, except for one work video conference.

by Vasha97 October 29, 2020

Terry Cloth

A very nice cloth, can be used for anything but mostly for cleaning up very expensive wines.

Terry: Please pass me that terry cloth.
Barb: You named your cloth after yourself?
Terry: Yes and no Barb it's complicated.
Barb: How do you mean?
Terry: It's always been called a terry cloth but also I name all my cloth's Terry. Will you pass the cloth this burgundy is going to stain the carpet!

by Tippy Toes Tonny November 4, 2020

Black Clothing syndrome

The Black Clothing syndrome is a rare but dangerous syndrome that people can be born with and in some causes it forms in the persons teenage years. The syndrome makes person wear full black clothing almost everyday usually they wear hoodies and yoga pants, making them look on camara like a blackhole giving them the ability to become completly invisible with only their skin being visible. When it is dark their face can pop up and be gone in seconds giving people: Anxienty, Sleeplessness, Terrible nightmares, Suicide thoughts, Despair and some get scared so much that they instantly die.

Person 1: Hey do you also see a floating head there?

Person 2: Oh no look out! it is somebody with the Black Clothing syndrome! run before it sucks you up!

by Prof. Stephen Willberg January 25, 2021

Terry cloth

When somebody is so soft, passive, a punk ass bitch, like a terry cloth towel that wipes your ass.

He just got tackled so hard, and the opposing team is super aggressive and you’re acting so terry cloth.

by Rasta Barbie January 18, 2023

Island Flow Clothing

A popular clothing brand that started in prince edward island, canada by two teen guys. They make sweaters, shirts, sweatpants, hats, etc.. they come in lots of different colors. you should go buy some flow

guy 1 "hey man nice flow hoodie! what color is that?"
guy 2 "cardinal red man, doesn't it look sick with my mullet?"
guy 1 "yeah man that's dope! so where'd you buy it at"
guy 2 "from Island Flow Clothing man!"
guy 1 "awesome! i wanna get one!"

by flowpei November 30, 2011