carbon-induced disease

A carbon-induced disease is a disease that is induced by carbon.

"Oh no, the carbon induced my carbon-induced disease" said Mary, suffering from carbon-induced disease.

by 69Ryan420 June 13, 2022

Carbon Footprint

The quantity of greenhouse gases that have risen in the atmosphere caused by human actions.

The average quantity of carbon footprint globally is roughly around 4 tons, whereas the average in the United States is 16 tons which is 4 times the global average. The United States contributes to the 2nd most carbon footprint emissions globally following China which releases the most.

by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022

Carbivore

Someone that consumes large quantities of carbohydrates.

Marathon runners are carbivores before a big race.

by Deacon Xavier July 10, 2022

Carbon arithmetic

The activists' and liberals' notion that giving birth to children is racism against the planet simply due to the fact that humans breathe out carbon.

Liberals and climate activists who believe in carbon arithmetic should stop reproducing. I think having more children is a wonderful thing.

by Sexydimma December 5, 2022

Carbajo

A surname common in people from ibero-romance descendence, especially in the north-west regions of Spain like León or Asturias. Carbajo refers to an oak tree as a word. This surname has other varieties depending on the region or country, some examples are Carballo, Carvallo (most common in the autonomous community of Galicia) and Carvalho (mostly found in Portugal). The surname Carbajo is most likely adapted from its Galician version Carballo to match it better with the Spanish language and it's pronounciation.

Mr. Carbajo gave a Pennington Special to that homeless girl he saw in the corner.

by Arandomnihilist May 22, 2023

Carbonwashing

Carbonwashing is similar to Greenwashing. Carbonwashing is the practice of virtue signaling by companies or individuals to proclaim that they are purchasing "carbon credits" or similar type carbon producing offsets as a means to polish their corporate image. While, in the background they may or may not be doing this as it is a very shadowy audit process to actually prove that you are indeed having any impact whatsoever further to whatever metrics you are using to illustrate.

I just came from a conference and they were speaking of "carbon offsets" and "carbon capture" credits for their business. I'm not sure that these companies are actually measuring this properly or even partaking in sames. I think many of them are just Carbonwashing us.

by intothefray September 7, 2023

Double carbin' it

Consuming two types of carbohydrates in one meal.

Jack: "You're eating fries and chicken fingers in one sitting, really?"
Jill: "Yeah, I'm double carbin' it today!"

by carb addict August 8, 2010