chapter 7

The chapter in which every shitty thing on this planet and every fuckin interesting thing happens within books I read that has been RIPPED OUT.

God I hate how no books ever actually have chapter 7!

by ZtheAsian July 20, 2016

Chapter

A thing that describes what page or if you are listening.

Are you on our chapter right now.

by Redsue March 21, 2017

clappers

Super fat ass cheeks.

Damn, Elizabeth walked and she really has the clappers.

by BigDickCally December 18, 2017

Clapturbate

Making air humping motions to flap your penis up and down so it goes beside your legs and into your ass crack. When it goes between your ass crack you clench on your cheeks so it has to squeeze through them to get out. This causes your penis to rub on the inside of the ass crack and part of the taint eventually making you ejaculate. The noise you get right when the dick hits between the ass crack before you clench them is a huge clap noise so you are essentially clapping your own cheeks.

I clapturbated too hard and pulled my foreskin off but I recommend it kids when you clapturbate you feel amazing things.

by Scrotum Slayer May 15, 2018

Claptor Raptor

Someone with the clap who intentionally tries to pass it to someone else

Don't fuck Johnny, he's a total Claptor Raptor

by Six People Stuffed in an SUV June 22, 2018

Chapter

Pertaining to the age or year of someone’s life. Normally when a person says chapter followed by a number they mean the chapter in their life(age).

I’m in chapter 16 of my life.

(He Or She is 16 years old.

by Ceez 😌 October 7, 2018

Clappers

when a girl puts her hand on her knees and shakes her ass so vigorously in front of a guy. normally done at; (parties, kickbacks, concerts, and etc)

Damn, Tyga got clappers at the party yesterday!

Issac gets no clappers, he's such a weirdo.

by KingSlay October 24, 2018