the emeril chef is where you are doing a girl from behind. when you are about to cum pull out and spit on her back. mean while finish up in your hand. when she turns around throw the load in her face saying "bam!!". in remeberance of the true eneril chef.
by big dady June 12, 2007
Get the emeril chef mug.Way of life. It's frat stacking your beers or wearing costa del mars. It's getting baked and sitting on your couch all day long. It's knocking up a hot chick, just to make some skinny ass red head punk cry. It's getting wasted on the beaches of Sea Side Florida at 3 in the afternoon. It's taking your shirt off in a nice restaurant because you don't know where the hell you are. It's Spring Break 2010 and 2011 and 20etc. It's a chick with nice jugs rubbing your legs down with tanning lotion. It's some drunk guy telling you he's Captain Randy and that he is gunna show you one hell of a night. It's no shoes and no socks when it's below 60 degrees. It's frisbee golf after a nice pound of grass. Having BBQ in the front yard when its colder than a witches tit outside. It has nothing to do with the movie Juno. It is dank. It is a slurpee on a 4th of july.
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Mark: Hey dude!
Ace: What?
Mark: You know that hot chick i was talking too?
Ace: Yeah.
Mark: Well the downstairs plumbing is working cause she's pregnant.
Ace: Right on.
Mark: Yep, and that skinny ass red head kid from across the street started crying like a pussy when i told him about it.
Ace: Nice.
Mark: Yup.
Ace: Want to go take our shirts off.
Mark: They are off.
Ace: Nice, I'd say we're cheffin hard today.
Mark: Hey dude!
Ace: What?
Mark: You know that hot chick i was talking too?
Ace: Yeah.
Mark: Well the downstairs plumbing is working cause she's pregnant.
Ace: Right on.
Mark: Yep, and that skinny ass red head kid from across the street started crying like a pussy when i told him about it.
Ace: Nice.
Mark: Yup.
Ace: Want to go take our shirts off.
Mark: They are off.
Ace: Nice, I'd say we're cheffin hard today.
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Guy: I live in Chalfont!
Girl: Where the fuck is chalfont?
Guy: Haha, exactly!
Girl: What?
We are that un-important!
Bagels attack our streets!
Girl: Where the fuck is chalfont?
Guy: Haha, exactly!
Girl: What?
We are that un-important!
Bagels attack our streets!
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Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!
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