Topeka Cheese Snack

Lightly tuck bits of American cheese into a woman's asshole and then have punishing anal sex until the cheese melts. Pull your cheesed cock out and insert it into her mouth for a savory taste treat.

She was starving so I insisted that she allow me to whip up my satisfying Topeka Cheese Snack.

by anonymous June 12, 2016

adhesive cheese

Another name for the cheese singles you in the supermarket. Typically found in burgers you buy from a van in a hard shoulder. Sticks to pretty much anything, like a cheesy sharpie.

Wallace - hey joan, i need something to hold my poster up.
Joan - here try this adhesive cheese.

by GTATSS March 3, 2017

Breada Cheese

Someone you don't like but don't know

check out this guys facebook... yeah what a breada cheese

by parkinhouzen January 7, 2020

fried goat cheese

The best type of cheese ever invented, if not one of the greatest objects of all time. Also, one of the few good things to come out of France.

Fried goat cheese is also a lesser known cure for vampirimism. It has not yet been tried on a werewolf.

Colin: Have you played the new Burnout game?
James: Yeah, it's possibly the best thing since fried goat cheese.

John: My friend just got bit by a vampire.
James: Give him some fried goat cheese.

by jamdel January 9, 2009

Boiled the Cheese

When a person attepts to accomplish a task only to end in failure.

refers too: attempting to prepare Kraft Mac & Cheese but dumping the cheese packet into the water.....We've all done it!

Jack really boiled the cheese on that project he was given for class.

by D-Link July 17, 2009

satan's cheese

Patches of hot oil residue in your food that you normally end up scolding your mouth with. Usually found in cheese based pastas and lasagnes.

"Ahh shit! I just wrecked my tongue on satan's cheese! That's the last time I eat macaroni before it's cooled down!"

by edtheredted May 8, 2014

Sailing the Seas of Cheese

The phrase "Sailing the Seas of Cheese" means that the speaker is experiencing great personal change. The Seas of Cheese is an album made by "Primus" in 1991. The album's title is referenced throughout the album, and referenced in many albums after this ones release.

David: "Hey Lauren! We miss you back home! How's Chicago treating you?"
Lauren: "David. David I'm not good. I'm Sailing the Seas of Cheese right now..."
David: "What? Oh Lauren what happened? Are you-"
Lauren: "I had to drop out of school Dave. Mark left me a-and, I have to dance to pay the bills and..."

by Sauce Mane November 16, 2018