Cavalry Scout

In the most simple terms, a Cavalry Scout is too brave to hold an administrative position, but too much of a pussy to be an infantrymen.

They wear their spurs loud and proud and more than likely claim that they are "RECON!" or "HARDER THAN YOU" neither of which is true. They talk quite a bit, especially at bars, with wild delusions of grandeur and that they are practically infantrymen. This of course makes their ever annoying presence intolerable. Cav Scouts talk like 16 year old girls making them more obnoxious than Marines.

They're job is actually entirely outdated and they really exist on tradition alone. Definitely members of the Silly Hat Club. Total wannabes by nature. It is a proven fact that Cav Scouts cock block themselves.

Grunt #1: OMG. Cav Scouts just showed up.

Grunt #2: I thought people with down syndrome weren't allowed to drink, drive, or join the military.

Cavalry Scout: DURRR DUUUr BA DUURR DURRR DERPP DERPPPP BA DERRPA DURRRRR

by elwoodblues85 July 7, 2011

Cavatica

Pretty much the coolest last name ever. Goes very well with the first name Chris.

Random girl: What is your name?
Cavatica: Cavatica.
Random girl: Oh my god, I think I am going to require your cock for the evening!

by Cavatica February 21, 2009

Chevy Cavalier

A Cheaply manufactured foreign car that has a General Motors badge on it. Build quality is nothing short of terrible. None of the parts fit right. Vital components tend to break before non vital ones (Ignition breaks before the stereo does), With it's tiny, emission-control choked I-4 it sounds as cheap as it is.
Has a terribly short life expectancy.

Me: Wow. We have a 98 Cavalier in the shop already, eh? What Happened?
Dan: What didn't? The timing belt snapped like glass dipped in dry-ice, the ignition won't turn, the starter is history, and it's stuck in 3rd gear.
Me: I see... How many miles does it have on it.
Dan: About 63K.

See also Mechanic's Friend

by Talen the Twitchy January 4, 2005

cava

A greasy greek who loves the cock

Stephen Cava loves the cock

by samool September 9, 2003

cavalry scout

Doggy style, with Obama.

The First Lady loves to be a cavalry scout.

by theGC December 15, 2013

Chavalier

Formerly a Vauxhall Cavalier car but now any form of motor vehicle driven by chavs. Usually fitted with at least one fart pipe and sporting several months of social security payments worth of speakers (and about 10 times more than the car cost) to play hip hop gangsta rap that the occupants can't actually understand a word of. The Chavalier is normally driven with such laws of physics challenging acceleration/retardation that on stopping the car the townies inside continue to rock their heads back and forth like tortoises on speed.

"i say, what on earth is that awful sound?"
"chill out, bro, Nige just gotta new set of bins in his Chavalier"

by Bobman UK October 25, 2006

Cavan

Commonly referred to as Kekui or Cox. Found in the region of Hawaiian Homes, and also has an insanely small peen. Other fun facts consist of
-the worst fortnite player known to man
-Commonly gets carried by Joby
- Another nickname is "Flake Faggot"

Wow that guy's dick is so small its cavan

by Shaun Gonzo April 23, 2019