"White collar wasted" is getting wasted after work while still in business casual/formal. The more hours that pass after work, the better.
By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.
Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.
By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.
Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.
Office coworker/recent college graduate: "Hey man, what are you doing after you go home from work today."
You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."
Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"
Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."
You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."
Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"
Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."
by gclax333 October 13, 2012
Get the white collar wasted mug.Shaved head, goatee, tattoo, piercing - or some combination thereof. An urban trend ironically called edgy. Might have been edgy in the late 90s, now it's just a tired, ubiquitous trend. Also so: propped-up & revolving baseball caps. Also see: white men trying to look like Latino prisoners because being white is seen as less masculine these days.
Wait, is that Ben? When did he turn into a blue-collar Mexican?
When Latinos came in style, he died his hair black and got a tattoo to appeal to them. Thinks Blue Collar Chic makes him more masculine and less white.
Oh. Has be bought a pick-up truck yet?
When Latinos came in style, he died his hair black and got a tattoo to appeal to them. Thinks Blue Collar Chic makes him more masculine and less white.
Oh. Has be bought a pick-up truck yet?
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Cat collars is a collar most but not all owners put on their cats. Cat collars usually will have the address of the owner in case the cat gets lost. Even though most owners decide to put collars on their cats, this does not mean you need a collar for your cat to officially own them, and many owners decide to not have collars for their cat for reasons.
Person: Hey do you have a cat collar for your cat?
Person 2: No, my cat doesn't need one, but I still own him.
Person 2: No, my cat doesn't need one, but I still own him.
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-someone who thinks they are better than everyone else but is instead a total freak with no friends
-someone who thinks they are better than everyone else but is instead a total freak with no friends
-look at the queer over there with his collar popped
-yea man hes a fuckin douche bag and i hope he dies
-yea man what a fuckin collar popper
-yea man hes a fuckin douche bag and i hope he dies
-yea man what a fuckin collar popper
by THICK September 28, 2005
Get the collar popper mug.when you wear the collar up on a polo shirt. started in the '80s, the trend has crossed into the 2000's along with mini skirts leggins and tight jeans. people make it out to be the worst thing in the world. thats because there stupid. people do what ever the fuck you want and who gives a shit what others say. they say your collar is gay and your just another drone on an mtv influenced society say hey fuck you kid! i dont need your shit
ever since i can remember ive been poppin' my colla!
pop the collar dude, youll look sweet!
just because your a homo and think your cool but you never get laid dosent mean its gay to pop the collar.
pop the collar dude, youll look sweet!
just because your a homo and think your cool but you never get laid dosent mean its gay to pop the collar.
by jd gallione September 1, 2008
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