by J-Winner March 25, 2010
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The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.
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by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009
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by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009
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