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Captain Obvious

"Captain Obvious Strikes Again"

A phrase or name given to the one who points out the obvious.
Captain Obvious: Homosexuals are gay!

Guy 1: Captain Obvious strikes again.
by J-Winner March 25, 2010
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captain asshole

the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.
look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.

come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
by cheif asshole October 11, 2010
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Captain Salt Truck

The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.
Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.
by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009
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Captain Jack Harkness

Someone so sexy, his own name is a pickup line.
*Walks into a bar and sits next to random woman*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*
by LiftedStarfish March 4, 2017
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Mayday! Cried The Captain

the most kickass band ever to form around ocala, florida. they play Technologimetalcore, and have the best live show i've ever seen.
Sal and Kyle are the singer and keyboardist for Mayday! Cried the Captain
by meltdownCAR5 January 30, 2009
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Captain Gayhab

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009
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Captain Digiorno

A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.
We got really wasted last night and we were really hungry, captain digiorno came to the rescue.
by Sargeant Sweatpants August 6, 2009
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