A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.
by Man from Nantucket August 1, 2023
An awesome song by Vampire Weekend, but no one knows what it means exactly.. I searched 'cape cod' on UrbanDictionary and there's a whole story and I'm too lazy to read it so if you wanna know what one part means, UrbanDictionary it!
he: Have you heard that awesome song by Vampire Weekend? It goed like 'is your bed made, is your sweater on, do you wanna fuck, like you know I do?'
she: Yeah, that's Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa!
she: Yeah, that's Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa!
by al0hafromhell_ December 24, 2011
The CHC Dolphins really know how to ride those white privileged VB waves. It would be in each and every American's best interest to come shadow at Cape for a day... you will endure the wrath of unnecessary $2000 shoes, politically incorrect lingo, you will be frightened for the worlds future after watching the class of 2020 be irrelevant and watching the class of 2021 be complete and total dipshits... every single one of them (oh and if there is a God, buddha, spirits something...please help that class of 2022). Do not be surprised if someone tells you that your outfit is out of dress code... some parts of individualism do NOT contribute to the CHC brand: White, white, white, white, rich, rich, white, rich, really rich, oh and usually stupid. In all seriousness though, Cape Henry is full of many different types of people with different socioeconomic statuses, backgrounds, and intellectual capabilities and you can see alllllll that diversity on their advertisements because they make sure you don't know how much diversity we lack. Anyway, can't wait for you to join the dolphin family, here we do value second chances (if your parents can pay the big bucks for your unacceptable mistakes) honestly, we should add "$forgiveness$" to the 4 CHC pillars. SUMMARY: CHC = Great place, great people.
Guy: "so what is your school like?"
Girl: "Idk bunch of privileged kids running around being dumbasses..."
Guy: "Oh so you go to Cape Henry Collegiate?"
Girl: "Idk bunch of privileged kids running around being dumbasses..."
Guy: "Oh so you go to Cape Henry Collegiate?"
by yayelayeaaa July 12, 2019
A woman who has anal sex with a man, takes his fecal stained penis and inserts it in her mouth. He repeats this action multiple times until the woman has a sufficient amount of poop in her mouth. She then then puts the feces onto a tray like a piece of chocolate and places it in the oven, lets it cook and then ingests it.
by Tim Granger-Johnson July 2, 2008
CHSS is a school with only 300 students in it and hosts grades 6-12. Most of the guys here are tall, average, white fuckboys who will send pics of their dick to literally anyone. Here, everyone who is born on this island is related to each other so if you thought Alabama was bad, you haven’t come here yet. The middle schoolers try to act cool and like they are older than they are. The high schoolers are all just annoying as shit. Welcome to Cape Hatteras, where you can smell death before you even walk in. Last thing to remember is it’s a small ass school and if you do anything the whole school will know in a millisecond.
Wow i just got here and i already hate this place more than my old school? I must be at Cape Hatteras Secondary School
by yee haw fuckers January 27, 2019
A quest cape skiller is a RuneScape player usually over Combat Level 100, that trains all skills to be high without getting a respectable skill cape, instead wearing a sub-par quest cape. They usually have a fail total level.
James: Lol, this lvl 110 quest cape skiller thinks they own the show with their 70+ stats and shitty quest cape. Shame about the 1800 total.
Matt: Yeah, nub much.
Matt: Yeah, nub much.
by Cokebaron January 15, 2009
A sub-genre of girls in the mid to late nineties who wore velvet capes and slinky dresses with Doc Martins. They usually drew all over their faces with black eyeliner and worshipped Marilyn Manson.
Girl 1: Kelli is a total cape girl and I'm going to kick her ass.
Girl 2: Yeah, you liked Manson way before Antichrist.
Girl 2: Yeah, you liked Manson way before Antichrist.
by nowitsdark0 August 31, 2008