Canada

A place where nothing happens.

Zach: Woah dude, did you visit Canada recently?
Simon: Nothing goes on in Canada Zach.

by BoiDafaqqq April 16, 2017

Canada

America's hat.

"Bet you wish your hat was as cool as this hat." America

"Fuck you." China

"What? Sorry, I was busy trying to get Alaska to stop hugging me, what I miss?" Canada

"*sniff* I have feelings too!" Mongolia

by osmo512 September 9, 2009

cabana boy

hot, young man who serves my-or your should you need it- every whim. And I mean every whim.

"Oh Cabana Boy!! Do be a dear an grab me another lime for this avacado daiquiri! And don't you feel soooo constricted in those wet swim trunks? You really ought to just take them off."

by crackerjillian June 16, 2005

Canada

Laid-back and liberal neighboUr to the north. Wanna smoke pot? Wanna marry your lesbian "life-partner"? Wanna have an abortion any time throughout your pregnancy? Wanna have the goverment PAY for that abortion? And most importantly, wanna never live in fear of terrorists flying planes into buildings?
Right on, eh?

Jim: Arrogant Americans can't comprehend why other countries see them as a swirling mass of stupidity being led by a corrupt chimp.
Bob: Canada's in da hizzouse, yo!

by carmendunwoody May 13, 2005

canad

You. Forgot. The. Country. And. Typed. What. You. Could. Remember.................

Are you American?

CANADA is the bomb

But seriously, which is it? Are you drunk, forgot the d, plain stupid, or are you one of those Americans who think Canada is just more America? I'm not even joking with the last one, some Americans don't even think Canada exists!

Also, Prucan look it up.

by Yaoi fluff is great! February 2, 2018

Canada

It isn't real

"Hey man, wanna go to Canada?" "No, sorry man, I only go to real places."

by SwinkusDinkus December 11, 2016

Canada

Canada is a country to the North of the United States that is often stereotyped as overly kind, and that Canadians say "Sorry" too much.

Is being too kind really a thing?
No, it's not we just have manners.

Canadians are seen as enjoying the natural snow of our climate, but in reality we just deal with it because we ain't no pussies. The snow is a massive inconvenience, it's quite annoying.

Canada has free health care, the prime minister looks like a Disney prince, and weed is legal here.

1
Teacher: "Canada is the second largest country on earth, with only a population of a little over 30 million."
Student: "that's pretty neat"

2
Person 1: "Canada seems so cool!"
Person 2: "It is, what an amazing country".

by Local beyblade enthusiast November 29, 2018