Cold-calling the cold-caller

When being caught off guard in a scenario by someone who wants something, quickly restoring control by making demands of your own. Usually leads to awkwardness and some confusion on the part of the person who started the conversation. The term is known to originate from Surrey where individuals who when answering the door to cold-callers, would reverse roles and persuade the cold-caller to buy something or make a donation etc.

Cold-caller: Hello there, i was wondering whether you would like to make a donation today to Save the World?

Individual: Hmm, that sounds very noble but I believe a more worthy cause to be ........... It was set up around 40 years ago and looks to .......... Would you be interested in setting up a standing order.

Individual 2: Ah you're so bad, always cold-calling the cold-caller.

by SouL Camera August 20, 2011

Byran Callen

The comedian famous for 'The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It' he played the character Andy and the movie was s'terrible. He has loads of fan. He is well known for knowing s'little about comedy which is ironic. #hatecha. Also known as 'Bit Killer Jones' He is also the mayor of Seeyasville.

Hey is that Byran Callen!? *said no one ever*

by Everybody's listener November 25, 2013

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

Callum Church

A different type of turd which wont flush, a much more difficult one to flush!

Person 1 - Wuu2?
Person 2 - This damn callum church won't flush!

by giggidypopdoodleman December 5, 2010

cat calling

calling a cats name

i was cat calling yesterday after my cat ran off

by Sky_god December 18, 2019

Callum

A generally nice person who bully's little kids on the bus, the blames it on them. He's funny and good at flirting-at times- and makes you laugh when needed. He claims to have a large penis but you never know? Callum's have Friday takeaway nights every Fridays which are extremely unhealthy! It would be nice if Callum's had six packs but you don't get anything these days. Callum's have nice hair and tends to be long-ish. They need to learn how to smile properly and have a better sense of humour. They are naturally crazy in the head and some may be mentally disordered. Overall, Callum's are great and nice to be around. They are good company and have similar interests to people. They are too tall though so shrink!

Callum ;)

by The unicorns truth October 23, 2013

Callus Job

Having your anus massaged by someone's heel.

I was getting this callus job in the pool the other day and all I could think about was farting, three mile island style.

by Atomic Alex July 9, 2007