Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019

cali-geri

Cali-geri and Caraale mahad are those folks who have always chilled in the Hawd spot

is he an cali-geri?

by readyforthemoon55 February 16, 2020

cali fisher

The nicest girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful- let alone pretty. She is the best friend you will EVER HAVE

Guy 1- "Hey why is that hottie over there talking to the nerd?"

Guy 2 "oh her? That's Cali fisher, its just her."

Guy 1 "Ahh so thats Cali. I wonder if I can get her in my bed tonight..."

Guy 2 "yea, right dude. In your dreams. She is pure. And not stupid."

by CatarinaVega February 28, 2017

Make it cali

Turn the situation into a gang related situation

"If you wanna make it cali we can do that"

by TheSlangalanger February 10, 2024

Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.

Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.

by tyjo121 August 8, 2017

Cali D Sama

A short nigga on vrchat and loves Hanako and is down tremendous for her and plays vrchat a lot cus he has no life and he is a packer

yo look its that one nigga named Cali D Sama i heard he was a packer

by Cali Daddy April 12, 2022

Cali

She is loving and she can annoy the fuck out of you but she still will be depressed asf behind doors

Cali asks her friend how he's doing:Why whats wrong
Friend:my dad died..
Cali:OH NO IT OKAY BITCH YOU GON' BE OKAY MF

by De Angelo November 15, 2021