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CALI

A clever Acronym created from the first 4 letters of the name of the state known as the Kommunist Republik of California. This acronym is used to describe the contents of the state without tipping off residents or former residents of California as to what they are actually referring to secretly. The acronym stands for Communists and Liberal Idiots.
"Where did that guy say he was from again? CALI, dude."
by therealhanzo76 June 13, 2019
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Nuevo Cali

Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.
Found a 200k Nuevo Cali on Zillow. Has a spring fed well. Parasites, but apparently treatable.
by daTookZah July 25, 2021
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cali

1) calling another person or thing a serious of very offensive names
by Jay Raw May 10, 2018
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Cali

cali.where do i start? she’s a very kind, sweet, gorgeous, funny, perfect, and amazing role model. she is the definition of perfect. she can make you laugh in the darkest and lowest of the lows. she can make you smile in one look. she has a smile that can light up a whole room. she is an angel from heaven and a true blessing to this world. she is friends with everyone and is a peace maker. allthough she can be sassy she can stop drama in a blink of an eye. she is very hard to describe because she’s so amazing. you should find a Cali in your life! She will be loyal. She’ll always have your back, she’ll never spill tea about you and she will shut down all the false gossip about you. she can be the best kind of protective with the people she loves and when she loves someone, she makes sure they know she loves them. she can make you feel so loved and appreciated in life and can stop a girl from killing herself. you should find a Cali as for she is the most loyal, kind, big hearted, sweet, funny, and amazing person I know. I love you Cali
Girl 1: Hey do you see Cali over there?
Girl 2: Yeah she’s a real eye catcher!
Girl 1: we should try and be her friend!
Girl 2: yes she is very kind
Girl 1: she’s perfect!
hailee: she’s my best friend and i can tell you one thing, she’s amazing.
by hailee marie :)) March 1, 2019
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Cali Groupie

People who either live in or visit California, yet retain little to no knowledge of said state outside of the mainstream media representation.

Most think California is entirely made of beaches, palm trees, Hollywood and rich people, when in fact it spans most of the western most edge of the United States, and has many different geographical regions, and sub-cultures.
" Oh my god, I just love Cali. Our trip to Frisco was so fun."
" Wow, looks like we have another Cali Groupie on our hands."
by Zoop55 June 22, 2016
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Cali

a little shit who starts out as your best friend who you tell all of your secrets to but then leaves you for a group of SOB’s that smoke and are so fucked up and then you try to be nice to her then she stabs you in the back so in conclusion: SHES A BITCH
me:man cali’s being more mean then usual
friend: yea
by boshay August 29, 2020
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Cali

Cali is a very unique name for a very unique girl. She is absolutely stunning. Usually a blonde with brown eyes and is amazingly athletic. She can be boy-crazy but can control herself when she needs to. She is very trustworthy and kind. Always a great person to go to for advice. If you find a Cali hold on to her because there aren’t that many. It’s a good find!!!!
Cali can do 3 backflips in a row. She is so athletic.
by Lacrosse23 June 26, 2019
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