Cactus Cock

also known as CC when needing to be discreet regarding this issue, Cactuc Cock is when a male has a rather THICK penis and is constantly bringing female sex partners to bleed as a result of being too thick for the vaginal cavity.

"did you hear about brads cactus cock causing some more damage again last night? Thats three girls this month he has made bleed when they have sampled the cactus"

by mexican cactus November 21, 2009

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Eye Cactus

Seeing something or someone that makes you want to poke your eyes out.

The hairy arse of the streaker was an eye cactus, and forever embedded in her memory.

by Bellyham2000 August 29, 2009

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eat a cactus

a form of threat or extreme hatrid towards someone

Wishing someone to die

Hey John, eat a cactus!

by Aliciabreh November 02, 2015

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Cactus Tetard

1) Name given to one in a more friendly way instead of calling him a retard. However, it can also be used as a very harsh insult when in class when the teacher be right next to you. A cactus tetard is the type of smartass who gets the most obvious things wrong. If you ever see a cactus tetard, you will find that he looks normal at first but then 5 seconds later he will put on a bigboi rape face. If you are in a group and happen to find a cactus tetard in a group, try to take him out before he can pull the rape face. So then you will not be seduced and get horny.

1) Boi 1 "Fuck it's a cactus tetard! You get the legs I'll get the head and body."

2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"

Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"

by BigBoiKefla November 07, 2018

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