cactus catcher

dick catcher
cactus was used in a travis song

she's a cactus catcher!!

by cactuscatcher August 22, 2017

Cactified

The result of a run in with a cactus.

She was cactified whilst stealing Indian wood.

by Corporate Jesus December 25, 2017

Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks

Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?

by Dicto long June 6, 2018

Cactus toy with cactus inside

Did you know these toys have been and internet meme for many years now.today many people came home with their toys and gave it to their dog. you know what happen? well, they got ripped open and then it showed a toy inside it with a frown. anyways if you ever hear your dog say "jiggly jiggly im coming for the booty" you know whats happening.
P.S. this does not mean a good thing(its something bad "rape the toy or having you know what with the toy".

you got that Cactus toy with cactus inside
eww its weird like why is there a cactus toy with cactus inside liek why
Cactus toy with cactus inside?nope

by Giahwgfa 2 May 9, 2019

Cactuscti

A cactus but with another cactus growing on top of it with another sort of plant growing on top of that.

Person 1: What the heck is that? It looks like an alien of some type!
Person 2: that my friend is a Cactuscti. Very strange indeed but very fragile and beautiful.
Person 1: I still think it's an alien, and I really don't think "Cactuscti" is a word...
Person 2: *silence*

by Random user :) April 27, 2019

Cactus in a parade

Something that just doesn't belong.

What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.

by Cjepson August 8, 2019

Cactipussy

A vagina with some stubble

That bitch wasn’t prepared to fuck. She had cactipussy.

by VacuumMonster November 11, 2019