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chunky custard

that moment when you piss, cum, and shid all at once.
hey steve wanna come in and help me

yeah, what's up

I need you to help me finish this chunky custard.
by Titties.yes September 26, 2022
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custard cuddle

When theres cum on you or your partner and you both proceed cuddle and thus mash it between the two parties.
Person 1: Hey do you want to cuddle?

Person 2: nah lets custard cuddle.
by ez1134 March 22, 2017
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Custard Sausage

Usually when a male masterbates before bed. When he wakes up the is a dry, smelly substance on the genital area.
"Man when Iwoke up this morning i had a Custard Sausage."
by Biggie. March 14, 2017
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custard

my friendly dragon is named custard in a poem "The Tale of Custard The Dragon"
by magck February 20, 2017
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nr eating custard

something that is on most boys snap stories multiple times a day often changed to “saving my custard for later
“nr eating custard
by shagasaurus rex September 19, 2020
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Custard ass

Someone who talks shit
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.
A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"
by CustardBoose February 24, 2018
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