cup cake

A sexual position that describes one partners mouth covered in seran wrap while the other deficates in the partners seran wrap covered mouth.

I got seran wrap and I hope you have a nice runny cup cake for me to wrap it in.

by professional_shit_farmer December 27, 2004

cup o' tea

An action where you cup a fart in your hand and then deliver it to another person's nose. The question, 'cup o'tea?' is then phrased.

"cup o' tea?"
"That shit is fucked man... you rotten.

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

Cup of coffee

A British swear word that means fuck off. for example the referees in world cup were told to learn the new British swear words. When you say have a cup of coffee it means fuck off.

Wayne: Say have a cup of coffee loud as if you are angry.
Wayne: Thats brilliant its sounds if i am saying *********

by IOSS June 19, 2010

Cup of bumsweat

Something completely unappetizing.

Tastier than a cup of bumsweat

by Satan's Underpants August 4, 2007

cup o' tea

a man usually pays for this service. A dominatrix will piss in a cup and take a fresh tampon and dip it into the piss much like a tea bag and will force her servant to drink it.

The whore I was with last night made me drink a cup o' tea

by Brandon13 August 28, 2006

Cup of chili

Similar to a cup of soup (farting in your hand and waving it in someones face) but instead of farting, the person delivering the cup of "chili" shits in there own hand and slaps the "victim" in the face while yelling CUP OF CHILI!!!!!

After a brutal night of drinking and eating taco bell John had brewed up quite the batch of ass chili he decided to share it with his friend Matt by smacking him in the face with a Cup of Chili

by Turd Fergesooon June 8, 2011

cup noodles

trash

i sure am cup noodles

by cupnoodlehater November 7, 2017