Cousin Dan

1. To have a child out of wedlock. Typically an inter-racial situation.

2. To be a Lumpkin recieving DNOB. While at the same being spider man'ed in the face by a polar bear.

Person 1: Damn, did you hear about Kate?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She got Cousin Danned!!!!

So Cousin Dan got a lumpkin for acting like a DNOB. Yeah, then he got spider man'ed by a polar bear, the one from the Coke commercials.

by Dirty D Nasty March 16, 2008

Kirk Cousins

The best and most clutch QB in the NFL

Kirk Cousins is better than Patrick Mahomes, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Andrew Luck, and many more!

by KirkCousinsistheGOAT March 11, 2019

fucking cousins

read: Matt and Tony Lovato

last night i caught those fucking cousins!

by retarded slash fan November 14, 2004

Eskimo Cousin

Girls who have had sexual relations with brothers, or guys who have had sexual relations with girls who are sisters are called eskimo cousins.

Brittany: I had sex with Anthony.
Shelby: Hey, I had sex with his brother!
Brittany: That makes us Eskimo Cousins! Aye girl get it!
Shelby: Anthony's brother is way hotter.

by anon293920 September 4, 2013

cousin boobed

When you are surfing social media and notice big boobs but look at the face and it is your cousin.

I was trolling Facebook and noticed this chick with big boobs but then I looked up and it was my cousin. I got cousin boobed.

by BigD'andIdontmeanDallas July 22, 2017

Kissing cousin

A cousin that engages in sexual intercourse

In short incest

Your should not have a kissing cousin

by anonymous July 5, 2023

cousin Vinny'd

When eating a nice romantic lunch and a uninteresting slacker decides to join you at the table.

Mike and his wife were enjoying a nice and quiet lunch and the slacker Vinny decided to join them and tell about everyone else's plans for the next few days.a classic case of being Cousin Vinny'd !

by Sarcastic Sam November 21, 2013