eat a banana, put the peel over your dick, stick it out your pants fly, then when she goes to grab the "banana" you head but her and knock her out, then pull off the peel and stick your dick in her mouth
by nickdc323 September 8, 2005
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Jimothy:"Dude i took part in a smelly conga last night"
Paul:"Dude that is sick (in a bad way)"
Jimothy: "yeah i thought it was to start, but it was very pleasant"
Paul:"Dude that is sick (in a bad way)"
Jimothy: "yeah i thought it was to start, but it was very pleasant"
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'Did you hear Susan Collins saying how proud she was that Congress passed a bill to speed up air travel?'
'Yeah that bitch is just congratsturbating.'
'Yeah that bitch is just congratsturbating.'
by Umbeeee April 29, 2013
Get the Congratsturbating mug.1. What my ghetto Food Lion wrote on my wife's cake when I told them to write 'Congratulations.'
No, it wasn't for a graduation, they're just retarded. I mean, at the very least they could have put an 's' at the end. Seriously.
2. A pretty cool word if you think about it. 'Congratulations on your graduation' takes altogether too much effort to say, so for the lazy 'Congraduations!' is a fantastic time saver.
No, it wasn't for a graduation, they're just retarded. I mean, at the very least they could have put an 's' at the end. Seriously.
2. A pretty cool word if you think about it. 'Congratulations on your graduation' takes altogether too much effort to say, so for the lazy 'Congraduations!' is a fantastic time saver.
by Flight23 July 31, 2007
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