A condom that a guy carries around in case he runs into a hoochie thats da shit. More than likely this will be carried in his wallet.
by BenDover4sum April 21, 2009
An intangible, metaphorical concept of immaculacy. When fucking with the silver condom, it redeems all past transgressions involving hagglefucks.
It can restore any social status lost by having sex with strangers, particularly strangers who are especially unsexy.
It can restore any social status lost by having sex with strangers, particularly strangers who are especially unsexy.
After Jimmy became the junkyard warden, he went on a quest for the silver condom in order to restore that which he had lost to the hagglefuck in the alleyway.
by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley July 28, 2007
1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.
2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.
2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.
1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!
2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!
2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!
by KC the gawd March 17, 2008
After you finish fucking a girl with a condom. If you have to piss, You piss in the condom and tie the end off. Throwing it someone at the party in hopes it explodes.
by Apatt January 02, 2011
A sheet of flavored plastic or latex used to protect luvas from STDs during oral luv making. When used properly, it will help prevent the exchange of bodily fluids during oral luvin.
All I could taste and smell were plastic strawberries while taking my girly friend to cloud-V with Venus Condoms.
by Marcus Rogan February 01, 2006
by Lazy A March 04, 2009
A symbolic way to say cover your ears or don't listen. Just as a condom prevents STDs and pregnancy, an "ear condom" protects you from getting verbally hurt.
by Quzu May 10, 2011