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coital jester

A professional joker employed by a royal personage, typically performing acts both comedic and sexual in nature.

ORIGIN Old English, of Germanic origin.
The coital jester's jaunty jig did delight the king to no end. "You have brought me joy, fool," he did say, "Come sit upon my cock!"
by Lil' Shammie August 29, 2013
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Comet Gurgling

When a dude cums into a condom and throws the condom into a girl's mouth from long range.
" I tried for a money-shot but she suggested Comet Gurgling instead."
by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017
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Coith

A term used to define the physical splitting of the penis directly down the middle.

Coith/Coithed/Coither
"Wow, man, Britney nearly caught me cheating. She nearly coithed me."
by CoithMaster418 November 6, 2017
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Comic Sans

Ruining PowerPoint Presentations Since 1994
I Like The Comic Font!

Oh Like That One In Comics!

No Duh! Comic Sans!
by AnOrganism October 16, 2020
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Vomit Comet

A specific vomitular design made on the side of one's car after a passenger decides he's just not gonna tell you he is sick at a speed of no less than 65mph.
A Vomit Comet comes around once every 20 lightbeers.
by JJNickels29 June 7, 2013
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aborting coitus

An exlamatory phrase used by the male individual prior to sex after surreptitiously sniffing his fingers which have swabbed the vagina of his potential mate.
Benjamin pushed his index finger deeply into the prostitute's vagina, and while she wasn't looking, sniffed it. It smelled like rotten fish and old cheese, so he screamed 'ABORTING COITUS' and ran from the room.
by CosmicBuffalo December 14, 2015
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Hale Bopp Comet

A rare sight, seen only once every 4200 years - when a guy is having sex while lying on his back, at the point of climax he pulls out, and his cum shoots with such velocity it shatters the lightbulb above the bed, showering down a comet of hot glass.
I performed a Hale Bopp Comet so hard last night, a team of astronomers are already saying they'll never see a better one in their lifetime.
by helloiamaperson July 20, 2012
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