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Devin Cheng

He is the man, he is a god amongst men. Every guy wants to be like him, and all the ladies want to be with him. Everyone tries to be like him, but none can compare to his sheer awesomeness. If you look up the word perfect in the dictionary, you see his face and his phone number so all the fine ladies to see.
Guy 1: Man, I wish I was Devin Cheng.

Guy 2: Yeah, me too.

Guy 3: Hey, let's go bask in his awesomeness!

(All of them): YEAH!!!
Devin Cheng by BizarroShiz December 15, 2008

Neal Cheng

One bad ass motherfucker who doesn't take shit for noone
Neal got pulled over by a cop. He spit in the cop's face and peeled out like a motherfucker.
Neal Cheng by Bryan Beaudell November 25, 2003

Cheney'd 

To be unexpectantly shot in the face (optional clause: by a dick)
1) I cheney'd my load on my girlfriend last night, boy was she pissed.
2) While hunting I cheney'd my best friend with my shotgun, he then had a heartattack.
Cheney'd by rd2 July 28, 2008

Chenelle 

I like Chenelle; she's awesome.
Chenelle by chendiddy December 14, 2010

Cheney The Bitch 

When a man orgasm's on a woman's face. Similar to the fashion that Dick Cheney shoots his buddies in the face.
ex.
Bob: I heard you're gonna hook up with Brenda
Steve: Yeah, I'm gonna Cheney The Bitch
Cheney The Bitch by JoeJoeBuffalo September 25, 2007

Dick Cheney 

(Noun) An individual who drinks, plays with guns, and regularly takes women other than his wife to the woods. Frequently gets arrested for DUI and has been known to shoot people. Once elected to be Vice President of the Us US after much fraud in Ohio. Once appointed by the Supreme Court after much fraud in Florida. Has had his heart jump-started more times than a defective battery in an old Yugo. An all around American role model for conservative ass-maggots. Looks suspiciously like a freshly circumsized penis. Rumored to be Rush Limbaugh's secret gay lover. Currently using President George W. Bush as an ass puppet. Reportedly neck deep in Halliburton-related Iraq-rebuilding contract corruption. His alleged nickname within the administration is "Bigtime." He has a lesbian daughter.
"Due to frustrations over his bad heart, flaming lesbian daughter, rampant alcoholism, crumbling marriage, public accusations of corruption, and relationship with Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney finally lost it and blasted his long-time hunting partner with a 28-gauge shotgun early this February."
Dick Cheney by Blenderhead April 10, 2006