bear claw

Wheny you put four fingers in the pussy and your thumb in the ass hole.

Damn that bitch was surpised when i gave her the bear claw.

by Mike March 27, 2005

lobster claw

Derived from the ancient Greek practice of male on male fellatio with one small catch (or pinch); the male giving the fellatio must reach around the asshole and gently (or violently depending on the mood) insert hand/instrument (lobster claw) into anal cavity.Usually results in 3-4 hours of heavy bleeding from the anus.

After giving Lizzy a Rusty Piccolo I proceeded to give Jim a Lobster Claw until he bled to death.

by Gabe Pham October 15, 2007

The Claw

A sexual occurrence in which the male's yam bag is pinched and pulled upward by a hefty woman's butt cheeks (in a girl-on-top position) until the yam bag can no longer stretch, causing the ball bag to drop, similar to the motion in a claw-grabbing prize arcade machine.

Poindexter: "Did you see Jeff's date last night? He said he boned that fattie!"
Ralph: "Yeah, I bet 'The Claw' was in full effect in his room!"
Dirt McGirt: "At least she didn't bust a 'Watery Ending' after she finished. That would've made him have to burn the sheets."

by L'Regis May 2, 2007

lobster-claw

the female equivalent of teabagging.

she knocked me down, and dropped her pants. i was thinking "oh yeah", but then she straight sat on my forehead and lobster-clawed me.

by The Jello Fetus February 7, 2012

Bear Claw Vagina

A vagina that a girl has inserted the devise that clamps down on a man's penis in a woman's vagina if her hormones are going too crazy while she's having sex, to prevent rape. Mostly used by extremely paranoid girls.

"Oh she's wearing that warning sign that she got a bear claw vagina, i won't rape her!"

by Alec Jay April 17, 2009

Bear claw scratches

Stretch marks. The red "lines" on fat areas.

That bitch has some bear claw scratches between her legs!

by Dave123 July 23, 2008

lobster claw

an act of digital-anal sex in which 1 finger is inserted in the vagina, and 4 are inserted in the anus. This resembles the claw of a common red lobster.

"She was so slutty that I pulled off the Lobter Claw on her."

by Captain McCallister May 13, 2005