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Christian

A person who usually screws and tries to make everyone happy.But at the end he tries to do the right thing but always messes up.Don’t let the choices he made define who he is cause a Christian can come a brighten your day.Usually he’s a person whose alone and struggles with his feelings but he deals with alone so the next time you call one weak think twice.
Christian is a person who needs to be cared for
by Randomstranger67 September 20, 2020
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Christian

Christian is that guy everyone finds annoying but is still friends with. He likes to insult people. Every time he opens his mouth you know it’s something stupid or something so smart it’s still stupid. He’s annoying but he’s smart. Likes to use bigger words
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets to hire someone to smack you everyday for a week”
by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020
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Christian

He is a melon head wanker who managed to split his dad's condom and the prick was born and that is why the world has fallen to a new stage of retarded.
Christian is dumb as fuck lmfao
by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019
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christian

christian is usually the friend in the group that gets all the big girls. and thinks he is the best at everything but crys at simple shit like basketball
hey christian how is your peen? (ethan the fag says)
by thepoormansense December 14, 2018
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Christian

For all the ladies who want this fire cock call me at 814-251-4951 if your a killer don't hurt me plz
I like girls I guess - Christian
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Christian

He is a stupid smelly kid that goes to Jane Addams and he just sucks all around.
Christian is ___
by YupYT90 January 10, 2019
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Christian

An amazing guy, one that a girl can fall for very easily. Typically have dark brown hair with mesmerizing blue eyes.

Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken
“Did you hear what Christian did to Emily! I’m surprised she’s still at school. With a heartbreak like that, I’d take a month off”
by stormy_skies March 21, 2019
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