Capitalism

A system devised to ensure ugly, boring people still get laid.

"I own a lot of property. I give money, that I inherited, to people with ideas that I think might make me more money."
"Great."
"I own a lot of really fast cars."
"Cool."
"I'm a winner."
"Uh-huh."
"What do you do?"
"I teach disabled kids how to read."
"Ouch. That can't pay well."
"Nope."
"Sucks to be you. Would you like to see some pictures of my cars."
"No, thank you. Sorry, I have to go."
"Look what lovely cars I have... I love capitalism."

by nobody_special October 11, 2015

Capitalism

A country where it’s government doesn’t care about its people and only care about taking their money and leaving them broke which they don’t care and don’t do anything about it.

The United States uses a capitalism government

by Adolf Mussolini August 10, 2020

Capitalism

THE lie.

Sure, capitalism works. Only when they want it to.

by anonymous February 13, 2021

capitalics

when your phone doesn't have italics so you have to capitalize your words when you text. sometimes causes misunderstandings

Alex: dude i thought she was yelling at me for telling a joke, so i got all pissed of and ranted about how she's such a bitch. turns out she was only using capitalics

Joe: haha sucks for you!

by thomasthewalrus September 25, 2009

Delhi capitals

Delhi capitals is an ipl team which is the greatest ipl team in the history of ipl. It has won ipl the most , 10 trophies and is the strongest T20 team ever

The best team in T20 league - delhi capitals

by Akaathebuddy January 15, 2021

Anarcho-Capitalism

Being an assfuck to shitty management and getting fired because you know the business wasn't worth your time in the first place, or being a diehard for a good business because we all know how rare a decent workplace is.

Anarcho-Capitalism: Ancap is 'murican as fuck!!

by Naukloster July 5, 2018

captalism

those who base their life on: In Blood We Thrust

by damnyou October 10, 2003