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Cambridge University

The University of Cambridge and the University of Oxford are the oldest universities in the English-speaking world.

They are the most prestigious institutions in the United Kingdom, and are collectively known as Oxbridge.

Oxbridge are consistently ranked as being two of the worlds best educational institutions, the others generally being the likes of Harvard, MIT, Stanford, Princeton, Yale et al.

Alumni of the two universities include Isaac Newton, Stephen (both Fry and Hawking), Simon and Will from the Inbetweeners, David Attenborough, Charles Darwin, C.S. Lewis, Armstrong and Miller, Mitchell and Webb, Lewis Carroll, T.S. Eliot and Bill Clinton, to name just a few of what is an enormous list of influential figures throughout history. Well over 100 Nobel Prize-winners, countless prime ministers, presidents, kings and queens have attended at least one of either Oxford or Cambridge.

Were just one figure to be named as the most famous figure bearing the Oxbridge name, it would surely be Mr. Bean, perhaps best known for playing popular actor Rowan Atkinson.
"William Fulbright was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship to study at Oxford."
"I got rejected from Cambridge." "Unlucky bro, what's your backup?"

"Black student rejected from Oxbridge despite AABBC at A-level including Media and Food Tech."

"Cambridge University has lost the world number-one spot to Harvard University in this year's world rankings. But do not despair, O Cantabrigians, for though they may be shed here, poureth e'er the more tears in the third-class city of Oxford, where their polytechnic came in at just fifth place, overtaken by those nerds at MIT."
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Cambodian ass bomb

An aggressively nasty smelling shit that only a Cambodian can drop. Most likely the result of eating excessive amounts of spicy food or exotic curries. This ass bomb has the potential to kill small animals and children. Those with heart conditions, a weak stomach, and the elderly should avoid any restroom recently visited by a Cambodian. You will know when you encounter this type of ass bomb as your eyes will instantly begin to water and you may actually shit yourself as your stomach churns.
Don't go in that restroom! I just saw Sam come out of there and I think he dropped a Cambodian ass bomb. He said he "kept in real on that toilet's ass!"
by legsplitter August 10, 2010
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Cambridge

A city north of Boston, Massachusetts, USA, and home to Harvard University, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and, of course, the Cambridge Rindge and Latin High School. The city with the second highest property values on average, second to Manhattan, NYC.
Cambridge is a great place to live for any stage in life.
by Jake Throckmorton May 4, 2005
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Cambridge University

A sound uni where we don't tolerate state school scum
The guy who wrote the above definition is a cunt who did not go to Cambridge University
by Tino November 24, 2004
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Cambodian Carpenter's Belt

Sexual maneuver whereby the male pulls out just prior to ejaculation, and drains his balls around the woman's waist. He then proceeds to affix lightweight tools that adhere when the payload dries.
Nick: Where'd your hook-up go from last night?
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.
by Gree December 14, 2008
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randi cambell

a fat bitch that is sarcastic and is a fuckng retard who loves fat vaginas. They are the biggest followers and are easy to make fun of.
Look at that fat bitch, what do u call that? Oh thats just a Randi Cambell
by evan! aka smurf May 12, 2009
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Dirty Cambodian

After having anal sex, You give your partner a full beard with the shit on your cock.
Dude your mom looks so wierd witha dirty cambodian
by b~magic June 18, 2009
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