Bulbasaur

The pokemon that nobody ever chooses.

"Hmm, should I take teh Charmandeh, the Squirtlez, or teh bulbasaur?
"Dude, fuck bulbasaur, choose Charmander, like everyone else."

by aQUAT1C January 28, 2016

bulbasaur

A painful STD that is a bulbous sore.

Daang, I'm pretty sure I got a big ole bulbasaur from last night!

by Lizzing October 7, 2010

Bula loop

a glasses string for carrying them around your neck. In the 80's these were mass produced in vivid colors and given the nickname bula loop

a string around the neck used to hold glasses "Bula Loop"

by gayjae October 11, 2010

Bulado

1.Dead sexy.
2.Remember the name, you'll be screaming it later.

1. "Oh, that's so...Bulado"

2....did you really need an example for that one.

by volvowheeler October 14, 2008

bulgarian windshield wipers

When you nut all over your girlfriends glasses, then take your dick and wipe it off in the motion of a windshield wiper 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

My boyfriend asked me if I wanted my glasses clean, he then asked if I wanted Bulgarian windshield wipers, not knowing what it was, I said yes! Next thing I know he blows his load all over my glasses and wipes them with his sick!

by Nut blaster February 2, 2017

Underhanded Bulgarian

While sitting down, an individual reaches under their leg and masturbates.

I didn't have enough time to give myself the Stranger so I 'rassled up a quick Underhanded Bulgarian.

by Bob Mcalbe September 8, 2010

bulgarian slap

a beating from the love truncheon

To strike someone across the face with your johnson. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up on each other and slap each other with their dicks, to show disrespect, contemp, or to challenge the other to a duel.

Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today! He got so pissed. He grabbed Mark's nuts and totally torqued him!

by the big sleaze November 8, 2008