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bullshit

1.) What a bull releases through defecation.
2.) The manner of talking nonsense and doing things to piss people off.
3.) To make false accusations and/or lie about what you or someone else is doing.
by The Kentucky Yankee October 25, 2004
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Bullshit

A male cow's poop.
Gross! I just stepped in some bullshit in the cow pasture!
by MooBullCow November 28, 2010
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All that bullshit's for the birds

means no one gives a rats ass about what you have to say and its all just jackassery
Grandma: Mikey clean your room!

Mikey: grandma All that bullshit's for the birds im the boss
by Regulator22 November 6, 2010
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Bullshit

Words and phrases that compose almost all college papers, presentations, and projects.
The engineering student put his paper off for 2 weeks and wrote it the night before it was due. The paper was complete bullshit; the student received a B+.
by cvega1091 December 16, 2011
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tired of your bullshit

When u know the other person is lying or telling you some lies u know are not true, known as bullshit
-She's just a friend, I promise
-Pls stop I am too tired of your bullshit.

He keeps sucking dicks but claims not to be gay. I'm 2 tired of his bullshit tbh
by Memeoxdxd January 3, 2016
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Bullshit Storm

1. Any situation that is made of astonishing fail, to the point that amusement is utterly non-existent.

2. A storm in which the precipitation consists of wet, sloppy cow patties. Usually seen only when a tornado has been in the vicinity of cow pastures.
1. Man, that vacation was a complete bullshit storm! First we got lost and ended up in Big Foot country, then Timmy got eaten by a shark, and we got nailed by a category four hurricane on the way home. Fuck vacation, I'm staying home!

2. Stay inside! Johnson just called and said there was a twister ripping through his cow pastures. There's gonna be a bullshit storm later.
by Tddlz December 9, 2008
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Bullshit Texting

BS Texts are when the person you're texting makes pacifist like responses. BS Texting is usually used when someone feels guilty about something or when they're annoyed by the person texting them
Maddie: Hey what's up?
Sam: nm
Maddie: That's cool. Oh I think I saw you at the movie theater yesterday!
Sam: cool.
Maddie: We need to go on a date soon!
Sam: kay.
Maddie: What's wrong?
Sam: nothing...
(2 hours later)
Sam: I'm having an affair
Maddie: WHAT??!! I should've known that was why you were Bullshit Texting me!
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