poop on a budget

Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.

I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.

by bikelikemadd September 6, 2012

Battle of the Bulge

When two gays sword fight with their pants on.

Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."

by Lil' Snarky May 8, 2017

Hero’s Bulge

The bulge of a heroic figure. If the hero was to save somebody he could get a bulge due to the heroic-ness.

Spider-Man saved the bus driver and got his very first Hero’s Bulge

by Grant Hansen October 2, 2018

fudge won't budge

A synonym for constipation.

I'm afraid I can't come in to work today, my fudge won't budge.

by Capncawkslap December 11, 2019

Emergency beer bulge

a backup bulge of beer

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

pushing the budget

Going further than anticipated or calculated

Frank wanted a day off work, his boss says "Sorry Frank but you're really pushing the budget"

by PJay 2.2 December 2, 2020

Boning on a budget

The act of sexual intercourse which you avoid pregnancy because child’s are expensive

Meagan says, “come on we’re boning on a budget sister”

by Kittylover200 February 24, 2021