Bulgaria

A country in Southeastern Europe. The majority of the population consists of South Slavic people with desperate need to present themselves as non-Slavic due to historical inferiority complex caused by Russia; they have also a surprisingly large amount of ethnic minorities which are treated in a way Hitler could only dream of, and yet they like to pose as the most tolerant country in Eastern Europe. The thought pattern of an average Bulgarian is very peculiar and absolutely incomprehensive from the point of view of any inhabitant of a relatively civilised country, yet it's perceived as totally normal by the natives and their equally backwards neighbours, such as Serbs, Romanians etc.

It has to be noted that Bulgarians themselves are fully aware of their miserable condition and talk about it all the time, yet they will never admit it in front of a foreigner; a trait shared by Serbs and Eastern Slavs as well.

Average Bulgarian: Dude, I hate it here, fuck these uncultured swines. Oh how I wish I was born in a normal country...
Foreigner: Yes mate, I see what you're talking about. I can't believe you live in that shit. See, I have these tickets...
Bulgarian: What? Fuck you, faggot, shove them up your ass! I love my motherland! We have the most beautiful girls in the worlds, I've written about them on urbandictionary! Fuck you fat fuck! Fuck.

by popyordanov November 26, 2013

bull squid

See wordbullsquid/word.

The quick foxy bullsquid jumped over the lazy headcrabbed guy.

by Tiki Man September 9, 2003

Bulsaka

Term used to describe a slutty foreign woman who is desperate to get in bed with you. Accented version of "ball sucker". Pronounced "BUUL-saakaa."

"Yo Javon, I went out with dat foreign shorty Rosalita last night. I got mad play son, she a total bulsaka."

by Cado WuTang and Dontrelle YuTon April 8, 2008

Bull Shit Intolerance

Being figuratively allergic to the incessant lieing of individuals that are obviously making blatant falsehoods.

In other words: Knowing a bullshitter and his or her bullshit when you see it and effectively showing your dislike of said bullshit and or bullshitter.

Guy: I never dated that nasty whore.

Girl: -Sneezes-

Guy: You okay?

Girl: -Laughs- Oh I'm fine, I just suffer from a very serious case of Bull Shit Intolerance.

by Cowboy Lady February 12, 2010

BullSIP

Humanities Senior Independent Project, which no one works on until 3 days before the deadline, at which point all you can do is pull some crap together and hopes it gets you a Satisfactory.

Nah man, I'll just BullSIP it.

by Sarah Sponda February 19, 2011

Bulgarian Shouting Match

An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.

Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!

by gannucard November 28, 2015

Bull Shark

A bull shark is a man, usually buff and or a frat, that lives in the south and is a total gym rat. They don't tolerate weaklings and they lift every free second of the day. Lifting comes before anything else.

He's a bull shark let him hit that weight!

by dmaste October 9, 2019