bollocksock

A thermal, cotton, elasticated pouch, or 'sock', sold in specialist outdoor clothing retailers, which is used to keep the testicles warm in colder climates.

It's getting pretty nippy out there with all that frozen fog. I'd be sure to slip on your bollocksock before we set off on the hike.

by Rancidballs April 12, 2010

Bollock Jam

The sweaty build up around your balls.

"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"

by Wolfish September 27, 2012

bollocktician

A politician talking bollocks.

There will be unlimited money for flood defenses & help, said the Bollocktician.

by mary hinge February 26, 2014

bollocktics

When a politician is talking bollocks.

Some politicians talk bollocktics not politics.

by mary hinge February 26, 2014

Bolled

Past tense of the verb, to Bol.

1. A complete misunderstanding of fact, or a joke, leading to confusion and embarrassment when the topic is mentioned in conversation. This is also relevant to grammatical errors in text. Obfuscation amongst peers arises as a result.

That was bolled to bits.

by Vesiculosus November 3, 2014

bollock rooney

Were you slap someone in the face while they are asleep and dangle your bollocks in front of their face

I gave Kai a bollock Rooney last night

by Bumhole winnit December 4, 2016

Bollock puncher

A person, usually female, who walks in such a way that their non bag-carrying hand flicks outwards and backwards, often delivering a punch to the bollocks of a passing gentleman. Typically encountered in fast moving environments such as tube stations, airport terminals and narrow shopping streets.

“Oh man, I’m stuck behind a bollock puncher again”.

“I’d give her a wide berth mind Son”.

by Papbag February 14, 2018