The Brass Ingot

An Ingot of brass to be heated to a red glow and inserted rectally into an unwilling neerdoweller as punishment.

Traditionally used by Chaos Dwarves to punish goblins.

That Gobbo' is misbehavin. Give em' The Brass Ingot.
*Goblin quivers in fear*

by Darthfett May 13, 2023

Brass

A sophisticated device that's used to collect liquid, which is usually recognized as saliva.

The floor requires regular cleaning after the performance given by brass players.

by Gouache September 24, 2019

Brass

Something ugly as F!

That boy's face is brass man!!

by Brass July 31, 2016

Brass

A prostitute aka sex worker.

That crystal chick is such a brass bro!

by AM98 August 23, 2022

Brass Chad

These are the Brass players in a High school band, usually Loud, slightly obnoxious, and interested in memes.

Person A: that Person C is such a Brass chad
Person B: yeah I know right?
Person C (in the distance) *playing Africa on a Horrific Combination of a Euphonium and a French horn*

by Datdabdoe12 February 16, 2019

Brass Chimpanzee

A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.

Just one small step for man.

« I drink Brass Chimpanzee and I rock well »

by PonytailJones June 24, 2025