a cynical douche bag who has no intention of being nice or getting along with anyone by putting them down and makeing fun of them calling them names like fag noob retard but not having any reasoning to as why they are calling them names. a brandon is also someone who trys to tell you what to do acting like they are bad ass but really they suck and make up excuses for the fact they did bad but never admit to their own faults.
Brandon " dude you are so bad you need to meta game"
user123 "wtf im doing better then you"
Brandon "no ur a fag u shouldnt play ur bad blah blah ect..."
Brandon " wtf user why didnt u help me"
user123 "dude i was dead"
Brandon " thats cuz your bad"
user123 " dude u just asked why i didnt help u and i sed i was dead, u should of known i was dead and yet u ran in and got killed but blamed me"
Brandon " yea cuz u didnt metagame"
user123 "wtf im doing better then you"
Brandon "no ur a fag u shouldnt play ur bad blah blah ect..."
Brandon " wtf user why didnt u help me"
user123 "dude i was dead"
Brandon " thats cuz your bad"
user123 " dude u just asked why i didnt help u and i sed i was dead, u should of known i was dead and yet u ran in and got killed but blamed me"
Brandon " yea cuz u didnt metagame"
by nonbrandon September 6, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. by lalalaalalal1231230 January 2, 2012
Get the Brandonmug. A cum-guzzling cunt.
by Handlehandlehandle December 8, 2015
Get the Brandonmug. by Hungry43 October 3, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. 
by Matthewj21 June 24, 2015
Get the Brandonmug. sometimes sticky, always greasy . has weird rash on his hand that kinda looks like herpes . but nice! and gay but not GAY GAY.
Brandon , wow , what a man.
by pplover3000 July 19, 2018
Get the Brandonmug.