cock block

One who prevents another from scoring with very hot girls.

Carrie cock blocked Dave by not leaving him alone with that really hot girl.

by RJK December 28, 2005

bot block

To decline an unexpected amorous advance by awkwardly doing "The Robot" dance.

Jenny approached Billy outside of the bar and asked to come home with him, but she was bot blocked.

by Jeff H. H. April 25, 2008

hot block

Popping the hood on an unlocked vehicle, then in the engine compartment, put your feet on the bumper and let your ass hang in, now dispense your putrid stomach cramping chocolate play-doh all over the engine block. When the car warms up, the fesis will melt, covering the engine in black mud, the vile scent will inevitably woft through the vents carrying very small particles of excrement into the driver's and passanger's nostrils, causing the driver to curb his vehicle.

Before the car even made it out of the parking lot the driver rolled out of the vehicle, when i saw him gasping for air there was no doubt in my mind that he had been hot blocked

by skater jaxd October 27, 2006

blockbuster swap

n. The act of taking one of your old, scratched up discs and replacing with a mint, clean Blockbuster DVD, or game, and returning the scratched disc.

Nick's little brother scratched up his Halo 2 disc, so he rented the game from Blockbuster and switched out the discs.

1 - "Man, my old Splinter Cell disc is too scratched to play on my Xbox."
2 - "Dude, just pull a blockbuster swap."
1 - "Good idea."

by sloppy jugs May 11, 2006

cock blocker

An individual that prevents someone from hooking up intentionally or unintentionally.

Paul is a total cock blocker. That guy is like a giant cock blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab. I was about to hook up with Lily and he ruined all my hard work.

by Lightweight Nate October 12, 2009

Kamikaze Cock Block

A cock block so massive, that no-one in the general area has a chance to score, not even the culprit.

Note: You do not have to be Japanese to pull this off...but it helps.

Fuji ruined everyone's time last night with that Kamikaze Cock Block, what a Fagasaurus Rex.

by Jip! December 14, 2006

cock-block

interupting on a buddy or someone while he is trying to get with a girl

Wow, that guy is being a real cock-block.

by Fava October 3, 2005