fried beaver

The act of Smacking a hooker over the head and gang banging her

My buddy invited me over for some fried beaver!

by Redneck Riddler September 20, 2017

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Brave Beaver

Someone who exhibits signs of being braver or more confident than in reality

Oh look at Hoda over there trying to pick a fight with everyone, she's such a Brave Beaver

by Parryade1991 December 18, 2014

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beaver peel

When a woman shaves all of the pubic hair from around her vaginal area.

" my wife told me if I were to take her on an Alaskan cruise vacation she would give me a beaver peel"

by West Texas Bushwacker September 5, 2016

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a serious condition in which a guy has spent so much time with an ugly girl ... that he actually begins to find her attractive. Typically occurring in the work place, there is only one known cure for cabin beaver... And it ain't pretty.

Ricky: There is that hot chick I work with. Man I want to bang her so bad!

Art: Her? Dude, you got a serious case of Cabin Beaver.

by FTWk January 30, 2012

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spread beaver

When a girl spreads her cunt (labia, flaps, vulva) completely apart with her fingers to show ALL of her vagina. This is commonly done in Penthouse magazine.

1. There is plenty of spread beaver in Penthouse.

2. The stripper spread her cunt apart and the crowd cheered and taunted her spread beaver.

3. The whore loves to show her spread beaver.

by J. Dell May 24, 2006

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Shaggy Beaver

A slang term for a girl who has such an out of control muff it looks like shag carpeting.

1. "I went down on this chick last night and she had such a shaggy beaver I'm still pulling pubes out of my braces."

2. "Once I had sex with this chick who's shaggy beaver made her vagina look like it was wearing a pubic burka."

by cmoney55 September 7, 2011

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