Beach Nigger

A derogatory slur for island-dwelling people.

"Those beach niggers in Puerto Rico don't deserve American aid."

by John Niggington April 23, 2020

daytona beach

A city in which people get psyched to go to if they have to move there, but after they get aquainted, they realize the city is the epitome of lame ass shit hole town with assholes, crackheads and hookers waiting on every street.

"Yeah man I'm movin' to DAYTONA!!"
"I'm sorry."


"What do you want to do tonight?"
-10 minutes later-
"I dunno, it's Daytona, there is NOTHING to do.."

by Ley. July 4, 2005

sex on the beach

Alcoholic drink made with vodka, peach schnapps, and fruit juices (usually cranberry, pineapple, and a citrusy juice)

"Real sex on the beach doesn't use a sweet 'n sour mix, you dolt"

by H.C. S. February 28, 2005

which way to the beach

a common question posed to either sex in an attempt to woo a significant other which their "guns", also can be a truly geographical response

Guy; which way to the beach?

Andy; (flexing and pointing) i do believe it is that way!!

Guy; (responding in same fashion and direction) brilliant, lets go!!

by Andy_Mackay September 28, 2006

Taking My Talents to South Beach

Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.

by El Tren July 21, 2010

Fort Myers Beach

A place where Fort Myers locals (usually young people and elderly) come to meander about with friends and family. that is, until THE SNOWBIRDS COME AND CROWD IT UPPPPP. Most people hang around the Lani Kai and drink, hang around the pier and skim, or walk around times square & shop, OR just chill down at the shore. Tight place, till the tourists flock.

"Fort Myers beach is awesome!"
"Yeah, until old people from Ohio and Maine come down with their horrible driving skills and crowd it up."

by fmbeachjunkieee April 27, 2009

Beached As

when you are stuck on a beach in New Zealand, and you are a whale talking to a Seagull. Also refers to a bucket of water and a hose to get wet asap, and planktooon. Mostly this ends up in fish and chups.
On a side note, Whales cant chew.

I'm beached as bro!

by Dson001 January 8, 2009