Beamer

1. a BMW
2. a nice car

"hey, my boyfriend just got a beamer."
"that's so tite"

by bigheavenlyeyes August 12, 2005

Beamerball

A brand of football pioneered by Frank Beamer and the Hokies emphesizing special teams. Expect blocked kicks.

It was Beamerball at its best when the Hokies blocked WVU's feild goal attempt and returned it for a touchdown.

by HokieFan November 9, 2004

Beamage

Visible light beams caused by the use of haze or smoke, or in mist or fog.

There was a lot of beamage in tonight's show
The haze created some pretty cool beamage

by lights12345 January 18, 2011

Steamin Beamin

The act of dropping a deuce in an unsuspecting victim's coffee maker, filling it with water and running it through the shit filled filter. Results in a terribly bad smelling full brewed pot of hot diarrhea. The overwhelming smell of the cooking shit fills any sized room and usually induces uncontrolled vomiting and dry heaving.

When I cranked the heat to 100 degrees in trevor's hotel room, it extremely enhanced the horrible effects of the brewing Steamin Beamin

by Secondcup May 19, 2009

willy-beamin

Reaching the state of inebriation where the basic functions of human interaction are no longer accessible. Rumour has it that at this point, Willy Beamin himself comes to your aid and offers sanctuary on his floor (which usually happens to be in the pub that you currently reside). He offers conversation in a special language only accessible by those beyond the point of sobriety, which may come across to the casual observer as drunken slurring.

"I was willy-beamin last night. Can't remember a thing."

"I think i can see Willy smiling at me in the corner."

by The Savage August 31, 2008

poverty beams

"Poverty Beams" are the glare producing headlights that lower class and/or undereducated persons have created by putting cheap HID retrofit plug and play capsules into older, conventional halogen headlight housings, in a vain, failed attempt make their old, valueless car appear more modern and upscale. The telltale glare of Poverty Beams is like a bat-signal of poorness that alerts anyone within visible range that the owner of said $80 ebay modification doesn't have two nickels to rub together. The bright glare of poverty beams is a failed attempt by the lower class to mimick the bright, white light emitted by projector HID headlights that modern, luxurious cars come from the factory with. The problem that said lower class persons don't understand is that a projector lens is needed in front of the extremely bright light emitted by an HID arc to focus it. Poverty beams result in a tell-tale glare to oncoming drivers because an HID arc scattered by a conventional halogen reflector results in a bright but unfocused beam, and poor quality pattern. Most often seen on $1500 junker police auction crown vics, chevy impalas, old expeditions, and lots of old junk imports like Honda civics. A real projector HID retrofit can be performed to most older cars to update their headlight performance to be on par with modern cars that come standard with projector HID's, but none of the cars you will see Poverty Beams on are ever worth such cost.

Look at the Poverty Beams coming down the road on that vomit comet crown vic. Damn, you know that guy works at Burger King.

by NUTBAGZILLA September 17, 2013

beamsville

Beamsville Ontario is mainly a farmers town, but in the downtown area it is very ghetto although some people from the 70's may say that it is urbanized the urban definition is that it's completely filled with stoners, hicks and street hoes. But I'm sure they sell some prime kush.

Man let's hit up beamsville an smoke some of the best weed known to man till 3am

by buddabing May 1, 2011