Buttering

The act of rubbing a penis against an orifice to coat it in precum or lube both for 'teasing' and in preparation for penetration.

Guy 1: I'm fully into buttering baby so get ready and butter me up.
Guy 2: Dude your arse is fully buttered, you ready for these 8 inches?

by threadtheneedle August 24, 2016

buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife

im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?

by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014

butterfingered

when a guy fingers you with a butterfinger candy bar

me girlfriend totally broke up with me because i butterfingered her at that party

by you dont need to no my name December 18, 2012

Gulf Breeze Butterfinger

When doing anal with your partner until she shits on your dick, pull out and smear a heavy layer of the warm shit on your dick, stick it deep or shallow (depending on your meat size) into her pussy until she cums, while having your entire hand inside the female's asshole scooping the left over shit out and slurping it out your hand with a straw. You will then gargle it in your mouth for 30 seconds like mouthwash and swallow, finishing off with a big smile.

I wanted to spice it up in the bed with my girlfriend last night, so I gave her a Gulf Breeze Butterfinger

by MegaDickMeat January 29, 2017

Buttering the bread

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.

Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.

by Vin coosan July 24, 2014

Mexican Bartering

A drug deal, typically for marijuana.

Mexan1: Hey Jose! You going to do some "Mexican Bartering"?
Jose: I'm only getting us a ten-sack.

by ISEEYOASSWHITEBOY! December 5, 2011

betteridge

When a jester-like fool mixes up words and phrases whilst under pressure and instead forms new words or phrases.

Somone doing so is said to: 'have a betteridge'

or to be 'having a betteridge'

e.g. Richard is having having a right betteridge

microwave becomes wicrowave
hulk hogan becomes holk hugan

dead dog becomes hahaha

by johnny bumhole August 28, 2009