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Batman Syndrome

Batman syndrome is a rare but life threatening illness caused by a series of traumatic events which turns an individual into Batman regardless of their sex. It's most common in men but it is definitely possible for women to get Batman syndrome if they are drove to a certain level of insanity.
"Why are you acting so serious today dude?"
"I am vengeance"
"Ohh you must have Batman Syndrome"
by SigmaTherapist December 20, 2022
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Batman'ing

(verb) to leave a chatroom unexpectedly with out announcing it to others
Chatter 1: Hello?
Chatter 2: Hi!
Chatter 2: ...
Chatter 2: Goddamnit! Stop Batman'ing on me!
by Sallyandthestars September 13, 2009
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Batman Villain

A person that is very obviously mentally ill and frequently does stupid idiotic things as a result of insanity,usually used in reference to an ex-lover.
Also can mean anyone who looks psychotic.
Dude,I broke up with Lindsey yesterday.Then she mailed me some anthrax.That bitch is a total Batman Villain
by slyver June 14, 2010
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Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".
Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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Batman Syndrome

Not being able to turn your head without turning your upper torso, as a result from neck injuries.
I got whiplash from the car accident, and now I am suffering from Batman Syndrome!
by pooot March 9, 2009
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batman face

verb, To make a person or group of people feel uneasy in a given situation due to your lack of sensitivity or insistence on being a prick.

origin: Joe Freeman used to make his jaw square like Batman when he got nervous. Situations that made Joe "batman faced" include: Talking about his sexual escapades with Lily Fields in front of his current girlfriend, offering him pot, or talking about the "magic trick" he did that time when he pulled a string of beads out of his ass in front of his adolescent siblings.
We made that lady batman faced that time we talked about Chris's sister being a whore like the virgin Mary.
by Mr. C March 27, 2005
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Batman Forever

Generally regarded as the worst Batman movie ever made. Starring Val Kilmer. That is probably why.
Josh: I heard that Val Kilmer drove everyone so batshit on the set of Batman Forever that they stopped being capable of making a halfway decent movie.
Nick: That sounds accurate.
by Jennasissy February 8, 2009
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