Stephen J. Bailey

Stephen "Boiley" J. Bailey

Stephen J. Bailey is a motorsport god notable for: Winning 69 F1 World Championships, Winning Le Mans 24h overall 308 times, Catching and overtaking 2-time WEC GTE-Pro champion Nicki Thiim during the BES 3h of Oulton Park and carrying youtuber Jimmy Broadbent in iRacing endurance races. It's also said that one of Boiley's favorite activities is to get unrepairable iRacing floor damage in the R18.

Boiley's strenghts:
Being feckin' fast in the Audi R18 Tractor.
Scaring the lapped trafic into giving way.
Screaming at P2's and GTE's.
Making funny noices on VC
Laughing a bunch.

Straight facts:
Stephen J. Bailey is everyones favorite F1 driver.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best car.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best track.
Stephen J. Bailey has had 4 shoulder and back surgeries to repair the damage done by carrying Jimmy Broadbent on iRacing.

-Fuck, Stephen J. Bailey has lapped me thrice in just 23 laps.
-Why is this Bailey guy 5 sec a lap quicker than me???

by Johnny Narrowstraight April 14, 2021

Christian Bale

Lose Temper and Yell

If you don't pick up your clothes, your mother is going to go Christian Bale on your ass.

by AICO February 5, 2009

National kick Bailey Day

National Kick Bailey day is celebrated by people who hate Baileys. The day is held on June 15th. On this day it is still illegal to abuse Baileys but a nice tap is recommended.

Kid ''Hey Bailey you know what day it is''
Bailey ''National kick Bailey Day''
Kid '' Proceeds to kick''
Bailey ''regrets being born''

by Mufalaylay May 6, 2020

bale-istic

Going ape when it is not necessary to go ape.

Jim:Did you see Bobby go bale-istic on George today.
Kim:Ya,all he did was ask for a pencil.

by Wade-O February 24, 2009

Bailey

All out edgy hard to get to girl, once you get to her, you'll find she's beautiful on the inside. I would know. If you break her heart you'll regret it. Beware.

"Bailey!"

by Mapleshade4life April 17, 2019

Bailey

A Bailey is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. Her personality will blow you out of this world. She's really nice even if she doesn't look like it she really cares about you. And she's really funny not only in the way she talks but also in the way she acts. It's the little thing she does that will make you fall in love with her.

Bailey is fucking amazing.

by Somanycolors June 6, 2019

goin' Bale

Cussing someone out; after Christian Bale's shellacking of Shane Hurlbut. Recorded for posterity in video and audio, he drops the F-bomb thirty seven times in four minutes, an average of one every six seconds.

If that jerk interrupts me one more time, I'm goin' Bale on his ass...

by geekthing February 4, 2009