badger 

Small furry, black and white, stripey, long pin toe nailed, snarly, sciffle footed, jelly tot licking, soldered nostril friend of a stoat.

'oi nige, that badgers licking my jelly tots!'

badger by ferret boy May 22, 2006

Badger 

The male equivalent of a cougar, i. e. an older man, past his prime cruising around to bars looking for young girls to sleep with. Inspired by the badgers reputation as being, short, squat, somewhat ugly, but with a tenacious grip. Also it's part of the weasel family.

Oh my god that Badger wouldn't leave you alone! He should iron his shirt and start dating someone over 40.

Badger by spjork September 7, 2007

Beer Badger 

An animal which will crap in your mouth after a long nights drinking. If you wake up with the feeling of crap in your mouth the beer badger has payed you a visit.
Can be also known as the beer gorilla. w

Kevin :The beer badger payed me a visit last night

Beer Badger by Welsh wizard July 13, 2009

Badger Ragging 

The art of having extreme sex with badgers.

Dood I went badger ragging last night and the little git bit my tip off.

Badger Ragging by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007

purple badger 

A scally with a purple stripe down his hair.

Occasionally considers himself to be a model.

Jay is a purple badger.

purple badger by Sean Lloyd March 2, 2005

wadge badger 

pork sword, spam javelin, beef bayonet, cock, trouser snake. commoly known as a penis.

"Hi Fred, what did you and that ugly bitch get up to last night then?"

"I inserted my wadge badger into that whore!"

"HAHAHA!"

wadge badger by Alex Thomas....... July 3, 2006

The Honey Badger Technique 

As your getting ready to eat out a girl you pull out your hidden honey badger and let it work it's magic.
Warning: may cause irreversible damage to a females reproductive organs.

Yea I'm planning on surprising my girl with the honey badger technique tonight.

I spent the night in the hospital with my girlfriend, safe to say she didn't like the honey badger technique.

The Honey Badger Technique by Kunmed shmahari March 30, 2018