by keroppi luvs u September 30, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Often referred to as a bad B.M. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon Morris who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.
Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon Morris. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.
by jameshmc November 10, 2008
Get the Brandonmug. by cougar1 February 5, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. Brandons are white furry creatures, almost neon white. He lurks around for beagle licking's attention 24/7. They like to flex their small micro sized muscles while around the ladies. If you see a Brandon, you'll notice his tall linky looking buddy.......and a beagle. He likes to lick his mom's clit until it turns into a crusty rasin in his mouth.
by nootlicker April 15, 2013
Get the Brandonmug. The biggest jerk alive. I can't stand this person, he hangs up on me when I call and likes girls all too well, he likes 2014 Forest Hills Drive which is the worst kind of music to listen to when your depressed he used to be a great guy and a best friend, but now he is the biggest jerk ever. Brandon thinks he is better than everyone else, and trust me, HE'S NOT.
Brandon used to be my best friend, however, he puts materialistic things in front of the important things.
Brandon is a jerk.
Brandon doesn't deserve your friendship.
Brandon is a jerk.
Brandon doesn't deserve your friendship.
by a_peed_off_exbestriend_100x January 18, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. by LD620 March 30, 2015
Get the Brandonmug. will always love meli ONLY forever and ever!!
Is the most caring, hilarious, beastly guy ever..that has an amazing kool-aid smile!
Is the most caring, hilarious, beastly guy ever..that has an amazing kool-aid smile!
by 9BBYLUV2 March 22, 2009
Get the brandonmug.