Brazil

Used to be such a beautiful country. USED to, until huge tax raises, clueless president and the overwhelming amount of debt has plagued on what was once a beautiful country. And it has also become the source of the Zika virus so unless you want to have a good time, expect the newborn to become fucked with microcephaly (babies with abnormally tiny heads). Also, don't expect to have a relaxing time at the beaches; their waters are covered with sewage, so its worse than a shark bite.

Brazil used to be quite lovely, yet the shady president had raised taxes just so people will be poorer and cause trouble against each other and tourists alike. Plus, the Brazilian government failed to contain the Zika virus and allowed mosquitoes to breed like rabbits. Oh, did I mention how filthy the beaches are when you try and go for a swim?

by Anon100k May 14, 2016

bobo brazil

When performing cunnilingus on a female partner, you swiftly and heavily headbutt her in the vagina.

Chick: oh that feels good

Dude: (headbutt to outer labia)

Chick: Ow! Why did you give me a bobo brazil

Dude: oh...i'm sorry?

Chick: do it again!

by going to give AnD a lead zeppelin March 30, 2008

Brazil

A remake of United States in South America, but worse, take everything you know about Brazil, soccer, samba, beautiful places and hot people, and put most in the trash, after take all the bad things, and double it

Friend-Where are you going with your family this year?

Other friend- IDK, we are deciding between Brazil and Italy
Friend-anywhere but Brazil, for the love of god, it’s just like you are deciding between trash and pizza!

by Random_thinker October 6, 2019

brailled

When a male ejaculates all over his partner's eyes

I absolutely brailled that chick last night.

by DisthemanWHAT January 23, 2008

Brazilian Flapjacks

The act of Blowing one's money shot on their female partner's stomach poolside and letting it bake in the sun. The partner will then return later and peel off the cumjack and feed it to the craving slut

Met this chick at the pool the other day, gave her a ride on the bonecoaster and covered her in Brazilian Flapjacks so she would have some protein for later.

by HASMSP August 27, 2013

Brazilian Wax

An extremely painful way of removing most of one's pubic hair (pubes)

Jeremy : Kelly had a Brazilian Wax done yesterday.
Kyle : Jill told me. SHe said it really hurt.

by iiLoveeYouu-x May 20, 2008

Brazil Nut Job

Death caused by the over-consumption of Brazil Nuts. The condition is referred to by medical authorities as selenosis, which can also include symptoms such as garlic odor on the breath, gastrointestinal disorders, hair loss, sloughing of nails, fatigue, irritability and neurological damage.

Man 1: Yo man, you hear about Justin?
Man 2: Nah, what happened?
Man 1: Brazil Nut Job!
Man 2: Poor guy! I guess he had it coming with how many of those things he ate.
Man 1: Yeah, I guess we should've known. Dude's breath had been kickin like Bruce Lee for days now.
Man 2: If we could only go back...

by P_Nuts March 25, 2011