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Beaker

The sex move, practiced in some adventurous circles, of a man ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity, often accompanied by a slight thrusting motion. Burning, runny nose may be an effect. Reduces rate of pregnancy, but not STD. Not to be confused with the more typical "facial".
"I wasn't really into that cholo, so I just let him beaker me instead of of blowing him"

"I was just down at the 7-11 and three cholos beaked this bitch in the back of a lowrider."
by pete miniutti December 31, 2007
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beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.
Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...
by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003
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Beaked

Getting a rim job from someone with an abnormally large nose.
I got beaked by this person and I swear they hit my prostate.
by ZombieSpike July 11, 2014
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Beaker

A person who makes sorry attempts at befriending co-workers. Annoying, nerdy, foreign and disgusting to look at. Makes up stories to make themselves seem "normal".
"That girl with the hideous poisonous scab juice tattoo is a real Beaker!"
by Dontsitnearmebeaker May 23, 2005
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Beaky dick

When a guy can't get it up and they say 'oh this has never happened before' (as they always say)
Oh hey Kate...I'm so sorry about my beaky dick last night. I swear, it never happens.
by Antibes Beaky June 16, 2015
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beaky blinders

when you and your mates get absolutely nooted on bezz together and turn into cillian murphy .
james: mate are we ok?
tom: no we are on beaky blinders .
by bigspender January 4, 2018
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Beaker

This Teacher/person is the BEST teacher in the entire world no one can top this person. She/he is deserve's an award for the best teacher, she/he is kind, nice, and generous.
Hi Beaker
Hi ___ how is your day?
Good, how is your day?
mine is awesome, do you want 10 minutes early to lunch?
Sure thank you so much!
by Jayden's Name sucks September 1, 2022
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