Definitions by Dontsitnearmebeaker

Beaker 

A person who makes sorry attempts at befriending co-workers. Annoying, nerdy, foreign and disgusting to look at. Makes up stories to make themselves seem "normal".

"That girl with the hideous poisonous scab juice tattoo is a real Beaker!"

Beaker by Dontsitnearmebeaker May 23, 2005