August 28

August 28, is the day where a god is being born, I mean he may not be that smart, charming or handsome. But you would really love dating him, he is the best! And a good person

Girl: where you born on august 28
Him:yes
Girl:Marry me

by Wonder123 November 2, 2019

August 13

Head for head day

I can’t wait to give and get head on August 13

by Zimmyonthebeat August 1, 2021

august 1

when fucking badass kids born

yo did you hear about that new kid. he was born august 1

by k7ammm November 4, 2019

1 august

The day when a princess was born, the coolest bitch ever <3

my gf’s bday is on 1 august, she’s the coolest bitch ever

by badgalbang July 29, 2021

23 august

the baddest and stunning bitches ever born on this day😜😜💅💅
yall like sex

“so u are born on 23 august”
damn.

by anisswaggy January 25, 2021

August 1st

National Cock Day

Celebrate Cocks big and small, thick and skinny

"Yo its August 1st! Happy Cock Day!"

by NoImNotOkay August 1, 2021

August 14

If someone has there birthday on August 14 Tell them you're the best crackhead you have ever seen.

You see Bob there, he's a crackhead
Why?
Because his birthday is on August 14

by ××aquarius×× October 15, 2019