asshalf

Someone who is such a prick or is so obnoxious that he isn't worth being called an asshole.

That guy isn't even an asshole, he's an asshalf.

by SFSMaus March 11, 2006

assatanata

italian slang meaning to be incredibly turned on.

oh baby! assatanata

by italian girl February 21, 2004

Asshattery

The activities which lead one to become called an asshat.

**sees man on TV trying to launch model rocket off of his thickly moussed-back long hair**

"what manner of asshattery is this?"

by Faber_tastic September 12, 2006

asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of acting similar to or completely like an asshat.

2. Similar to or completely like "foolishness".

1. "What you are doing here is, frankly, good sir, complete asshattery."

2. "Stop this asshattery at once!"

by Drevay June 27, 2005

Asswater

The term used to describe a situation in which you are taking a shit and you drop a big turd, causing the water to splash up on your ass cheeks.

Guy #1: Yo I was eating corn earlier and now I gotta take a shit, I hope I don't get asswater!

Guy #2: Yeah I just got done droppin' turds and my ass is soaked. Fml.

by J Bizzy October 29, 2009

asshate

an asshat who is a hater

Angie received an email from an asshate, he's a hater, he's an asshat.

Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!

That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf

by Penelope Storm August 10, 2012

asshot

adjective; a hot chick having a spankable butt

who wudnt like to run their hands all over some asshot chick

by bond-svnit August 8, 2011