Your murderers might come with a smaile, but they're not usually wearing one when they kill you. Not all shooters are male, so a smiling shooter/assassin is rare in either sex.
by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021
Get the Smiling shooter/assassinmug. A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023
Get the Satirical Joke Assassinmug. In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
by Pezunts March 12, 2018
Get the ASSASSINS ‘R’ USmug. by Justin Herman April 20, 2021
Get the White assassinmug. The 'Assassin Walk' is the mythical representation that the Assassin's from "Assassin's Creed' are the creators of the first Gangsta Walk. This mythical representation is taken from the 'Assassin's Creed' games. Notably: 'Assassin's Creed (The First Game)', 'Assassin's Creed II', 'Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood', 'Assassin's Creed: Revelations', and essentially most or all PSP affiliated 'Assassin's Creed' games.
The actual walk is to walk with your hands, wrists and arms back and walk with only your shoulders moving.
The real Assassin's that existed way back then may have actually walked like that to be aware of possible surrounding attackers.
The actual walk is to walk with your hands, wrists and arms back and walk with only your shoulders moving.
The real Assassin's that existed way back then may have actually walked like that to be aware of possible surrounding attackers.
Friend: Dude, you walking like a Gangsta! You can't do that, you ain't a Gangsta like me.
Assassin Walker: You're right... I'm not a gangsta. That's why I'm using the 'Assassin Walk'. I'm walking like from the creators of your precious Gangsta walk.
Assassin Walker: You're right... I'm not a gangsta. That's why I'm using the 'Assassin Walk'. I'm walking like from the creators of your precious Gangsta walk.
by Shadioactive November 28, 2013
Get the Assassin Walkmug. MisterDaddySparta's Days Of Our Lives And Sparta - Soho Are Assassin's Creed Material, Object, And Sources
MisterDaddySparta's Days Of Our Lives And Sparta - Soho Are Assassin's Creed Material, Object, And Sources
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025
Get the MisterDaddySparta's Days Of Our Lives And Sparta - Soho Are Assassin's Creed Material, Object, And Sourcesmug. Licensed to kill.
The global financial crisis isn't helping
him much though.
Please check the flyers.
He's offering one million per kill now.
The global financial crisis isn't helping
him much though.
Please check the flyers.
He's offering one million per kill now.
by memeaddictive June 21, 2022
Get the Assassin Bearmug.