Ashton Kutcher

A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.

Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.

Ashton Kutcher by Kyle September 7, 2004

Ashton Kutcher

An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.

Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?

Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.

Ashton Kutcher by FightClubber December 29, 2008

Ashton Arbarb 

AKA asston. he is racist and enjoys saying the n word on the daily, which his girlfriend Mackenzie Ziegler defends him for doing. Nobody likes him and he is a clout chaser.

Hey do you know who’s a clout chaser?
ashton arbarb, mackenzie ziegler’s boyfriend who is a clout chaser

Ashton Arbarb by Johnnys gf January 2, 2019

ashton ward 

Ashton Ward doesn’t come in much variety. He’s either slightly retarded or fully retarded. He usually watches gay tentacle hentai and is known in the group as the weeb. Ashton also likes to do fortnite dances and eveyone gets angry at him for trying to hard in any video game.

Stop watching that gay shit your being an ashton Ward

ashton ward by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020

Ashton Kutcher

the most overrated actor right now. he tries so hard to be funny but it's embarrassing how but he is when he tries. it's highly doubtful he ever took acting school.

oh look, ashton kutcher is making an ass of himself on punk'd again.

Ashton Kutcher by RayH January 15, 2004

ashton kutcher

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.

Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.

ashton kutcher by Canned Duck December 22, 2003

Ashton Kutcher

An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi

Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.

Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.

Ashton Kutcher by Pnizzle126 February 11, 2012